Yes it’s St Patrick’s Day again, the one day of the year that the western world aligns itself with the Irish so it has an excuse to go on the beer. It’s Paddy’s Day at Cheers and hostilities between Sam Malone’s bar and Gary’s Old Town Tavern have kicked off again to see which bar makes the most profit that night. Sam hopes the Irish band he has hired to play rebel songs will kick start the craic…

EVERYBODY! “Limey scum, limey scum, I toss a bomb and still they come…”